With a trembling hand, I traced out the pentagram

With a trembling hand, I traced out the pentagram and press play on my iPod. The chant echoed through my parent's basement. My eyes went funny. I saw

visions of Steve Jobs dancing in my head. He was introducing new products, the iScream, the iYouD and also something called

Ipeed. The Ipeed would keep track of your blood sugar by testing you urine. It was worn like a condom and gave you a shock when your blood sugar got to high. Some men liked this

kind of story telling because they have latent sadomasochistic gremlins rumbling around inside of them but they got married too young to woman who can't orgasm, as a result

they were often confused by the world. Their testicles a verdant hue of vermillion, the gremlins just kept

shifting their weight from side to side with their knees apart, swinging their vermilion gremlin nuts back and forth, back and forth. Most would call it repugnant but I think

pendulous attraction and so I incorporated it into my off broadway musical remake of "The Gremlins". The swinging balls chorus line was a big hit and

definitely having to work with Hulk Hogan, who insists that everyone refer to him as "Mr. Hollywood-Hulk" and occupies the bathroom for hours at a time. The grunts and groans from

brooke hogan signifies that her career had truly ended.