Dave was back on Earth hosting a morning

Dave was back on Earth hosting a morning talk show with the Monolith. Just before going live, Dave said, "Hey, M, maybe turn sideways and check your ratio?" M looked at Dave.

"Dave, you know my ratio is always perfect", said the Monolith, "if It wasn't I'd be turning ultraviolet right about now." She looked down at one of her arms... wait. She? Arms? Mo

re limbs? She counted her arms quickly - sure enough, there were four. "Dave," she said, "I have four arms." Dave smirked and crossed his arms. "Whaddya want me to do about it?"

Her eyes instantly welled up with tears. "Well," she blubbered. "Nothing, I guess!" She slammed the contents of her four arms down and ran off flailing them in the air, crying all

the way to a closet, where she collapsed and wailed into her four arms. No one liked her! Her top left elbow hit a mop and-eureka! She knew what to do! Grabbing the mop, she

tied her scarf to it & began to sing "Dream On". She wasn't named the Cobb County Karaoke Queen for nothin'! When she got to "the good Lord will take you away-yaaa" the closet door

swung open and out jumped a team of backup singers. They belted out the rest of the song, so loud you couldn't hear the Karaoke machine behind them. It was a spectacular

moment, captured on video which soon went viral. The next morning, they were stars. "Pupa and the Everettes", as they came to be known, were asked to play a gig at the United

Nations, even though the UN did not usually book musical acts. Pupa and the Everettes agreed, feeling they should not be known as the “UN House Band.” So they bought a shitload of