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the cat ran after the mouse.

  • the cat ran after the mouse.

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  • But the mouse stood his ground. He spun to face the cat, and bared his teeth. He had survived the glue traps, the super pring trap, and Mouse Prufe. This was no ordinary mouse.

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  • He planted a paw on one side of the pepper shaker and spun it around. Unstable, he found it easy to kick over, sending pepper into the cat's eyes. The mouse pulled a toothpick from

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  • the hamsters mouth and jammed it into the cats behind. That would take its mind off the pepper. The hamster was enraged though and decided to retaliate by biting the

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  • cat's anus lips but then Eddie Murphy showed up. He could talk to animals and pick up transvestites. Eddie said, "Animals should get along. I used to be funny but now

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  • people think I'm a character played by Tracy Morgan, although he only plays one character. I just showed up here." Eddie looked back at the cat and turned towards

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  • the Tracy Morgan guy and decided he just wasn't worth his time. Eddie got into his car and drove to the liquor store, where he purchased a large bad of pork rinds and

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  • a bag of cash with a complimentary crack pipe. Eddie was surprised how accommodating liquor stores were these days but found the name "Liquor Store" unimaginative for the establish

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  • ment since it served almost everything conceivable except for liquor. "Come out of it!" the psychiatrist called out to him - from what seemed like miles away. "Stop dreaming so

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  • lucidly!" But it was too late. His dream caused the world to become a giant juice bar. The Amazon flowed with guava juice,the Nile with pomegranate & the oceans became fruit punch.

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2 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Oct 21 2012 @ 11:59

    Cats and fruit seem to be the predominate themes of many stories lately...

  2. SlimWhitman Oct 21 2012 @ 15:06

    I was trying to connect to what I perceived as the previous folds nonalcoholic drinks reference. But don't underestimate the power of unconscious queues. Its surprising how often stories bring up similar references within a particular time frame. To quote the surrealists who invented the Exquisite Corpse game, It's the "unconscious reality in the personality of the group" resulting from a process Ernst called "mental contagion."

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