Don't let your meatloaf.

Don't let your meatloaf.

Keep in touch with yourself.

Fill your jowls with jewels.

They are nice and soft.

They are especially tasty and tend to have yolks in them, but sometimes the whites get in there as well.

Tina slapped me. "I thought so," she said. "Just like you're allergic to commitment. Why don't you eat it anyway and see if anyone cares enough to save you."

Tina jumped up and began to cry "Oh! Oh!"rather loudly. All eyes in the restaurant turned before she exclaimed "Does my bum look big in this?!" My face turned redder than

a tomato and I had to excuse myself very quickly. The restaurent bathroom was no better. "Lady problems?" came a nefarious voice from across the room. It was my nemesis,

Barbie Babcock. "Perhaps you could use this!" she cried, ripping a tampon from her vagina. And with that, I was able to wipe the tomato from my chin and go on to finish dinner.