I think my current condition can be accurately

I think my current condition can be accurately traced to the time when I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet of a Tijuana campground. I had no other toothbrush for the trip, so I

sterilized the bowl with the rest of a bottle of tequila & 2 packs of lime jello. Once the jello set it was easy to fish out my toothbrush even though someone was spinning the room

but holding onto my toothbrush was more difficult. My slippery toothbrush slipped between my fingers and slid across the floor and wedged into the Xbox. The spinning room made it

hard to hear what anyone was saying. The "Spinning Room" which had gotten a lot of attention on Vice was a hipster club with 5 djs spinning at the same time sponsored by Gilette

These parties were recorded on mixtape and released years later on youtube. The channel had a thousand subscribers, many of whom went to the club in person.

The club was full os people, the parties started at midnight and went on till late next morning. The most glamorous people on earth joined just so that they could see what was

happening to their idol. Martyred, he was tied to a spinning platform. Marilyn Manson was blasting through the speakers and everybody just

Sat bored at their assigned tables dragging their fingers through moisture rings or spilled beer drawing their initials or drawing hearts on the table. Then the finger hits a salt

They elected to keep digging...&dug&dug&dug;. When they finally broke through, Kim Jong-Un's face greeted them with a smile. Hell.