OK - who here is Lady’s overprotective

OK - who here is Lady’s overprotective boyfriend & what did you do with her body?

Now is the time to come forward with the info so we can catch her killer, not later. We understand you're grieving, bit there's a killer loose and the community is in panic mode.

Squawkers wanted to keep his head tucked inside his wing forever. He couldn't talk about Xerenya. He knew who the culprit was: the BOYFRIEND. Squawkers felt it was his duty to trac

k down that lost Amazon package he ordered for her. Xerenya was always talking about those eye-brighteners from Japan. This package could save the relationship! Squawkers found the

package behind the dumpster where Spanky the delivery-guy tossed it. Squawkers could not wait to open it and try the Japanese eye-brighteners on himself, but upon putting them

on, the color clashed with his plumage. Squawkers' heart sank. He could either risk flaunting a fashion faux pas, or spend the rest of his avian days with dimly lit eyes.

All voguish thoughts vanished when Squawkers saw, via CCTV, a great brute with 'Lady' tattooed on his head. Her name was in a padlocked heart and crossed through! Squawking with

beak lust he flew out the window making a B-line for The Garden. Capt. Slash's forehead tattoo was an insult to the Lady's honor Squakwers would avenge. He tag teamed with

that couldn't help but leave one pondering how an earthworm was left handed. Or maybe he wasn't winking at all, mayhaps he was blinking. Eyepatches always throw me off.