At exactly six o’clock, the music stopped

At exactly six o’clock, the music stopped then both silence and excitement swept the hall. At the top of the silver staircase,

stood the host. With a wave his handkerchief, he motioned,"Now!" We all rushed to the waiting chairs. Fights broke out. Jeeves, chairless, left the party. "Play the music again!"

He snarled. But the Chemical Brothers didn't flinch. When they played musical chairs they played for keeps. Jeeves grabbed the power cord to their beat-nachines

and bit it in half. The Chemical Brothers were pissed. One said "Alright Jeeves, 'How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?'" Jeeves blinked and said "Recalculating." Smoke

emanated from Jeeves ears & he said "Does not compute. Does not compute." Just kidding. Actually he said "Blind dogs lick their balls". The Chemical brothers gasped. "How did you

figure out the secret to our success!?" The Chemical Brothers started throwing chemicals on Jeeves for giving away their secret pastime. Nobody thought it was a big deal. They all

before Jeeves poured the remaining hydrofluoric acid over the tv screen. The acid dissolved the glass leaving the screen somewhat distorted. Jeeves had just improved the WWE

EEEDLE ZURRRN...pop. Well, there goes the TV, thought Jeeves peevishly. As he hauled the whole mess out to the trash, Jeeves realized he'd become passive aggressive over the years

but he didn't know just when it had happened. He thought about this as he went back inside. He sat back down, still thinking, and stared at the spot where the TV used to be.