In case you hadn't noticed I'm going to clue

In case you hadn't noticed I'm going to clue you in a little bit here. There is no secret to happiness. No key to why we're here. No long lost mystery that reduces belly fat. The

five year olds' faces crumpled. "Well, thank you Cleo's daddy, for your thoughts. Let's go!" teacher said brightly. Mike thought volunteering to accompany the class to the zoo

was the worst idea ever, since he was the current president in training of the elusive club called "Dads against animals kept in zoos and other enclosed areas" Mike bit the bullet

and carefully examined the heavy club rule book. As Mike turned the soft and thick pages of the club rule book he noticed the pages were made of vellum. Each page was illustrated w

ith brilliant and mesmerizing woodcuts, apparently hand-colored and gilded. Mike tried to guess the year the club rule book was made. 1700s? 1500s? He started to feel uneasy about

the waist, a sort of constricting. He looked down, the anaconda was back and wrapping him up for dinner. Mike grabbed the club's rule book and whacked the anaconda in the head

Hoping it would behave. Lyla's parrot told the anaconda, "Some guests are scared of snakes here and we don't want them to faint. Especially the Queen." Mike waited for the

parrot to shut up before signalling Britney to begin. If the Queen saw fit to summon her to perform at the Royal Ball, Her Majesty needs to realize Slave 4 U isn't all about her.

But mostly it is. The Queen just did not know she was a slave to fashion. Her staff knew though. They tried to alert her by dressing her in very bright matching outfits that not