After a bad date with someone I met on other
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After a bad date with someone I met on other personals sites, I often found myself folding late into the night, sometimes until dawn. But since I discovered FoldingSingles.com, my
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love life had become a multi-layered creative and stimulating experience. After 10 dates our time together would be complete and FoldingSingles.com would set me up with a new date
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no less zany than the last. FoldingSingles.com set me up on the ultimate blind dates. After the 10th date, I'd get a thoughtful letter summarizing fancifully our adventures togethe
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r, and listing several proposed second date prompts for me to add a line of fresh craziness to.
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Then the aliens attacked.
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Only the avatar, master of all four universes can stop them, but when the galaxy needed him most, he vanished.
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As prodigies often do. Not one single person we're led to believe we can rely on is ever actually there when we need them. Instead, there is a sheep in a pink wig. He is the true
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Messiah, pointing his finger in baaahnation in all his pink wigged glory. I told him that as he was a prodigy and a messiah, maybe he should form a collaboration between
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himself and Satnin, the sheep-devil, just to confuse things further. The sheep messiah shook his wooly head so hard that his pink wig nearly fell off. "Blessed are the fleecemakers
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for they shall make us marketable commodities traded around the word. Blessed are the stray dogs that abscond with our young lambs, May they rot in dog hell." Amen.
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- Started
- 2015-11-21 22:53:56
- Finished
- 2019-07-17 14:45:02
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Woab Jul 18 2019 @ 16:11
Yes, Erebear, I believe that a sheep in a pink wig was exactly what was called for.
Erebear Jul 19 2019 @ 10:29
My job, essentially, is to create the very much unneeded comic relief.
StigMartyr Jul 19 2019 @ 10:39
I was to happy to run with it, myself.