Its 2018 and I'm at the Super Bowl Packers

Its 2018 and I'm at the Super Bowl Packers vs. the New York Jets Packers ball and I look at the QB number 4 can it be, is he still playing, Who is that

it cant be, but oh my it is. its brett farve. with his bionic arm's and what not he was looking to win a championship but we all know it wont happen because

he is too good for championships and you all jelly of him

-mler is what made him that good. Heinrich Himmler Jelly makes anyone too good for championships. Although foul smelling and opaque, this petroleum-based goo can

be served on crackers as a spur of the moment appetizer. In a spot, it could be a swell hair gel. The secret was smuggled out of Nazi Germany by Himmler's personal valet. The Brits

were too busy admiring the legwork of the Briquettes, the variation of the Rockettes across the pond. Like all anglophone cultural phenomena, either variety was identical. Himmler

, the favorite butt-buddy of Hitler, mirrored Adolph, from the landing strip on his lip, to the landing strip in his pants. Woe be it to the man who said he didn't look good in

his little short shorts. Sometimes his snake would peak out and look at you. If you were caught looking, Adolf-twin might pull a Hitler trick and

make a lampshade out of your skin. There were many such atrocities eventually found in Adolf-twin's underground apartment. It was his mother's fault, really. If only she had not

taken thalidomide for morning sickness and dropped her children several times when they were babies on their heads. Whoops! Sorry about that.