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In my dream my brother John stole Zoltan's

  • In my dream my brother John stole Zoltan's lighter.Zoltan knew but didn't let on & fixed him up with Pam. When they married Zoltan's wedding gift was a box of cursed chocolates.Pam

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  • Ate the brown bomber and immediately regretted it. What the hell was inside this dreadful laxative chocolate? The label only listed ingredients in Gibberish.

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  • The candy taster suddenly slipped her phone from her purse and called Gibber, who might help her decipher the ingredients list. Meanwhile she took of swig of hot cocoa.

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  • The cocoa was delicious- smooth, with a nutty undertone- she glanced back at the ingredients list as Gibber's voicemail message began. Nuts? She was allergic to hazelnuts! It was

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  • smeared along the rim and insides of her mug. Nuts! She thought at first that it was chocolate, but

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  • her eyes widened at the sudden realization that it was

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  • what she had been waiting for all her life. Knowing there was not much time, she frantically ransacked her handbag until she found

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  • a can of pepper-spray and jammed it in Enrique's eyes, screaming, "Bienvenidos, sucker!" Enrique recoiled and lost his footing, tumbling into a street dumpster headfirst.

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  • Enrique passed out when his head hit the dumpster and he awoke hours later, on a scow headed out to sea. The seagulls were laughing in his face and picking orts out of his hair

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  • . Hid reminded him of study that proved color-blind people get cold feet when they stare into an empty zip-lock bag for too long. That's why they invented floating shadows.

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1 Comments

  1. Servant Oct 22 2016 @ 00:25

    Sordy fer tha dizlexia.

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