In my dream my brother John stole Zoltan's
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In my dream my brother John stole Zoltan's lighter.Zoltan knew but didn't let on & fixed him up with Pam. When they married Zoltan's wedding gift was a box of cursed chocolates.Pam
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Ate the brown bomber and immediately regretted it. What the hell was inside this dreadful laxative chocolate? The label only listed ingredients in Gibberish.
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The candy taster suddenly slipped her phone from her purse and called Gibber, who might help her decipher the ingredients list. Meanwhile she took of swig of hot cocoa.
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The cocoa was delicious- smooth, with a nutty undertone- she glanced back at the ingredients list as Gibber's voicemail message began. Nuts? She was allergic to hazelnuts! It was
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smeared along the rim and insides of her mug. Nuts! She thought at first that it was chocolate, but
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her eyes widened at the sudden realization that it was
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what she had been waiting for all her life. Knowing there was not much time, she frantically ransacked her handbag until she found
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a can of pepper-spray and jammed it in Enrique's eyes, screaming, "Bienvenidos, sucker!" Enrique recoiled and lost his footing, tumbling into a street dumpster headfirst.
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Enrique passed out when his head hit the dumpster and he awoke hours later, on a scow headed out to sea. The seagulls were laughing in his face and picking orts out of his hair
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. Hid reminded him of study that proved color-blind people get cold feet when they stare into an empty zip-lock bag for too long. That's why they invented floating shadows.
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- Started
- 2016-06-29 10:06:10
- Finished
- 2016-10-22 00:24:26
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Servant Oct 22 2016 @ 00:25
Sordy fer tha dizlexia.