Phillip Perry and Ray Fitzgerald were teammates

Phillip Perry and Ray Fitzgerald were teammates on the hazelwood west basketball team

but more importantly, they were the best of friends. Phillip and Perry had played basketball together since they were slam dunking on the Fisher Price rim in Perry's basement back

when they where both good at basketball.

Now that they were not so good at basket ball they decided to try zumba instead. So they headed down to the local

gym and checked out all the ladies that were dancing.

When I put my glasses on, they weren't dancing ladies at all. They were all old men getting physical therapy.

The physical therapists were strapping young men in smocks & those funny white covered Birkenstocks. "Ack! I think I've herniated my bellybutton" I cried while writhing on the floo

ded basement landing. The physical therapist jumped down and straddled me, wrapping her hands around my neck and squeezing tightly. Obviously, that wasn't what I'd had in mind.

So I turned the tables. I removed her arms, pulled my 12 gauge shotgun out, and blasted her right in the chest. Kaboom! That'll teach you to try that again.