En un pais lejano, vivia un ogro muy malo

En un pais lejano, vivia un ogro muy malo que mantenia preso a toda persona o animal que pasaba por su cueva.

El ogro mantuvo sus prisioneros para la compañía y para aprender lenguas extranjeras. Un preso era un inglés y cada día me dijo "I say Mr. Ogre, i could do with a spot of tea and

two lumps of....ooooooh wait a minute, I'm not falling for that Mr. Ogre. I'll just have the tea."

the tea was not very appealing to me, so i told the waiter "in two days tomorrow will be yesterday and it has something to do with everything."

We're all confused. Of course, those who believe they are not confused are the most mistaken. Take heart & carry on with whatever line life gives you & never admit your ignorance.

Now you must not! For if people learn of your weaknesses... Surely, they will use them to kill you!

Survival of the most prepared is guaranteed if one does not let others weaponise your weaknesses. Beware of popular culture and its excesses. Live as healthy a life as possible.

"... and slowly welcome yourself back to the world," my yoga instructor said as we opened our eyes and reconvened to the present. Sure, my mantras were unconventional, but

I never would have expected to feel so murderous after a yoga session. A few glances around the room told me that I was not alone. I restrained myself and left that nonsense.