She came in through the out door. She was

She came in through the out door. She was wearing a rasberry berret. Wally, the new assistant manager at Walmart's rushed over to

his little red corvette until he realized that a wildebeest had jacked him, again. Bah, what's the difference he thought as he loaded another gerbil securely into the tube lubrica

ne, an ointment that lubricates and is a numbing agent. Prince, who was formerly an artist, stopped dead in his tracks when the gerbil said, "I would die for you."

Many gerbil bodyguards were out of work and homeless, ted got drunk and cried himself to sleep everynight. He grabbed the gun he hi under his kibble and thought about ending it.

He just couldn't do it. Gerbil purgatory is full of wheels with gerbils running endlessly. Ted needed retraining. He went with his gun to a shady bar. "When's the next rabbit raid?

"Oh, lookin' to shoot yourself a rabbit, eh?" the bartender asked. "There's one right over there." He pointed to a dark corner of the bar. It was Jessica Rabbit. Ted couldn't do it

Instead he sauntered over to Roger Rabbit sitting nearby, and gave him a hard shove. Roger fell off his barstool and cried, "Puhpuhpuhplease, watch where you're goin,' Buster!"

De Body Crabbe feigned suspicious surprise. "Who's there? Who's callin' me 'Buster'?" RR froze - could that Crabbe not see him? Slowly, RR started to creep away, then inspirati

on. He was the Regan, leader of the free world! He'ed get Rambo on that Buster. No backing away like Carter and that swimming bunny. Game on!