So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How

So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How do you expect me to eat this pizza with no mayo?." Luigi looked ready to kill.

Mario pushed his chair back from the table with his small, stubby legs. "Whatchu mean, you don't a like my pizza pie?!"

And he picked up the pizza and flung it at Luigi's face. The Princess was aghast and couldn't believe her beloved Mario

had battled his way through 8 castles to find her before giving in to a petty sibling rivalry. Bowser looked pretty cute

, her tousled hair erupting from her stainless steel armor, but he had little time to contemplate that since his brother

infiltrated the nunnery and posed as the Mother Superior. She wasn't the most important thing to him, but she did offer

attractive if it killed me. I didn't realize at the time that my feigned affection for this woman would actually bring me to death's door. After ingesting a near-fatal mix of

ricin-laced edible panties, I learned my lesson. No more horticulture crazies! So I headed down to the public

restrooms to sit on the pot and think about all of this. Even though some lessons have been learned, it was totally worth it, especially when it involved edible lingerie.