Lego man left Legoland in search of adventure.

Lego man left Legoland in search of adventure. First he visited Barbie & Ken at their Fun Holiday Dream House. Second, Lego man drove a Tonka Truck to pick up Shrinky Dinks for

Nerf darts for the assassination attempt. "Lego girl does strong counter damage to large feet, but these large Hulk Hands should prove most effective." He became drunk at her party

store that she managed. It was really embarrassing. He staggered around, knocking over cake boxes, party favors and popping mylar balloons. He puked on a kiddy pool.

Collapsing in a heap in aisle 3, he wept in despair & drunkedly recalled the tragedy at his own birthday party when he had turned 6. "The clown..." he explained to her, "He made me

eat the blueberry cheesecake I never wanted to eat!" The people around him gasped, shock evident on their faces. "He's abnormal!" one of the fellow drunken men cried out.

"I'm full you idiot." I slurred. "And I prefer apple!" The man beside me took a swing at my jaw, I ducked and my stool tipped backwards. I hit the floor with a thud.

I groaned and rolled off my toppled bar stool. "Stay down if ya know what's good fer ya," said my assailant. Just then a barmaid stepped in and dumped applejack on his head.

This confused him for a second. But a second was all i needed. I punched him in the face so hard, that he lost his consciousness. The barmaid started screaming.

I thought she abhorred violence. But then I followed her outstretched arm pointing to where my fist had been. His skin had dissolved revealing a mass of twitching servos and wires.