As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans

As they spread throughout the galaxy, humans were surprised to find that other beings also believed in astrology. The considerations became increasingly complex, and by the time of

the second age of Aquarius (Earth) the concept of interstellar horoscope match-making was a galactic phenomenon. I'm a Pisces & married a Cnidian She-slug. Our stars are crossed

But Juliet stopped listening to Romeo. He was handsome but he was also ponderous. She put her hand over his face. "Shhhh" A little too hard, but it felt good to hit him a little.

She never expected that Romeo would call the cops on her for domestic abuse. Juliet bargained on him being too embarassed but apparently Romeo's pride fell off a cliff along with

his balls. Yeah, I said it. Romeo had none of those. The only reason he was reporting Juliet was because his father threatened to chop them off otherwise. So now, they are only

figments of imagination, a dream unrealized. Romeo's testicles weren't the source of his shame, but he made well at transferring Juliet's transgressions to his empty crotch.

I'm confused.

It wasn't the first time, and it wouldn't be the last time.

It was exactly 5:34pm when the story was finished. According to the uss prepares instructor, everything was cocked, locked and ready to go!