"ITS NOT MY FAULT!" screamed the normally

"ITS NOT MY FAULT!" screamed the normally sanguine Samantha as she stormed into the tent and sat down in a huff. Ok, sure, she HAD invited the entire cross-country team

but how could she have predicted the camping trip would turn into such a disaster! Samantha wished there was a way she could have saved the cross-country team from

being converted to Mormonism, but Samantha was too late. The rest of the XC team went off to Utah and left her to fend for herself in the woods. She was confronted by Fat Lion.

He had recently started his career as a 'gangster rapper', however, and took up the name Big Lion. "Yo yo yo, it's nice to meet you, but now I'm gonna eat you!" He roared, pouncing

on the first row. Player magazine reviewed his Rap, "Mauling the audience was a bad vibe." Big Lion changed his name to Lionel Mane and went into acting. MGM gave him a contract.

(Their legal team wisely included a "no mauling" clause into the document.) With his bushy facial hair, Lionel Mane was soon a hit with the ladies, and his movies were hugely

respected on Greek cruise ships. Something about the torrid drama's and flat backdrops made ouzo-soaked crowds go mad. He was at last a celebrity

at least in the Greek cruiseship community.He did his best to hide his Turkish roots until a night when the ouzo flowed too freely & he asked for another Raki & then yelled "

until he got 'I LOVE BEAVER' tattooed on his neck did he start to get the kind of reception that he wanted all along. Seems that subtlety is a waste of time these days.