People always told me, "Stu, you can't be
People always told me, "Stu, you can't be a professional Sudoku solver. That's not even a thing." But I was gonna make it happen. I had logic in my mind, $20 in my pocket, and4
a bar of soap I promised my mother of I would use only in the most dire need. I trudged down the street in a daze when someone said, "Stu, do klu klux klan members do crosswords?"4
Well, they definitely use cusswords, don't really know about crosswords. You need to be intelligent to do crosswords don't you think? and most of the time they cover the grey matte2
-erhorn beast at Disneyland with scotch guard to protect his pelt from moisture or puke from rollercoaster riders. However, that was why its hide was so valuable to me because2
it had dried sweat and vomit all over it from years of visitors. I hoped it would contain vomit from my long-lost husband. From it, we could extract his DNA and clone my beloved1
or better yet splice his DNA with other animals like a horse or frog. We tested the vomit-DNA extensively to check it was indeed from my departed husband. Poe, eat your heart out.3
Poe, you've been pwnd! That DNA is recombinant and not exactly my husband's, as it already contains some synthetic1
compounds we have traced to his Jarvik-7 artificial heart. The tell tail compounds from my husband's heart are because Dr. Ravenwood's used a cheap chinese knockoff heart. Nevermor2
e I took out Jarvik-7's heart as he died instantly. I went to unbury my husband at the cenetary and i put his heart back in him. He didnt awaken. It was the "made in china" heart.2
I tried the next grave,"made it China" heart, too?! My plan wasnt 2 dig up all the graves.Then Casper showed up. He's cute! So I decided to float away w/him in2 the sunset1
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buddyboy4711 Sep 30 2012 @ 17:43
It took me a little while, but Sudoku --> Stu do klu
Zetawilk Sep 30 2012 @ 23:59
I could totally be a professional sudoku solver.
jaw2ek Oct 01 2012 @ 12:03
I'd be the guy that filled them all in smiley faces :)
buddyboy4711 Oct 01 2012 @ 12:35
I always thought it would be slick as hell (assuming hell froze over) if I got hired by a Kakuro or Nurikabe company as Resident Puzzle Solver. I'd even bring my own pencils, prospective employers!... What's that? You guys "probably don't exist"? *sigh*
Zetawilk Oct 01 2012 @ 16:48
In terms of "prospective employers", those guys "assuredly don't exist".