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Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away...

  • Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away...

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  • a sad yellow bird named Woodstock chittered away to himself about protocol droids getting too big for their britches & how he would love to get it on in a space station's trash com

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  • pactor with a SmartBird. Woodstock tweeted the idea to all of his imaginary friends online. The droids

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  • giggled a strange, sinister, metallic laugh as Woodstock called his imaginary friends into action. "It is time to take action!" he tweeted, but his tweet was met with an electronic

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  • handshake that sounded like emogothdank holiday music to Sheboygan Frontier Days app institutional ads being served on the webpage being seen, noticed, and pivoted to a new choice

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  • of ad being played but he couldn't let the handshake linger anymore and he had to answer the handshake being offered and WHAM HE WAS BUSTED! Caught red handed shaking a man's hand!

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  • #time had taken it's first victim of the year. The public will finally stand up and take notice. Politicians routinely touched their voters and nobody bats an eye. They get away wi

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  • The murder. The King of England was expecting his third child, and the blackbirds and swans sang in unison while the former senator committed suicide after being accused of

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  • adultery, with none other than the Queen herself. The news threw England into chaos. The King, enraged and desperate for a revenge, made the senator's noseless widow his mistress.

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  • It worked out perfectly. The widow ended up the ideal queen, being immune to the king's awful body odor. The prior queen was mated with the senator & died listening to his speeches

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1 Comments

  1. IceSquad Jan 10 2018 @ 11:06

    from the grave? Sorry, wasn't paying enough attention.

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