First it was the vampires versus the humans.

First it was the vampires versus the humans. The it was vampires versus werewolves. Then the vampires versus the zombies. What was it with those fucking vampires not getting along

with the Dalai Lama? After all he moderated the summit they had in Point Barrow, Alaska. He even let the Vampire bum some smokes off him. All he has tried to do was get others to

sniff his fingers and try to guess where they'd been. He loved this game, but it explained why he had so few friends these days. No matter, he still

placed his malodorous members in the swill and beat it into a putrid froth. Speaking of putrid froth, the next season of Dancing With the Stars has booked Herve Villechese

bringing him back from the grave in it's first 'season of the zombie' episode. There are rumors of Ronald Reagan returning as well.

"Can I just say this is the first time i've been on television?". Jerry's question broke into his review. "No, there isn't time, we must plan the zombie episode!"

Seinfeld pointed to the white board. "At the point Kramer walks through the door, the undead will crash in through the bathroom. George, you will grouse how you won't be able to

form meaningful relationships with any of them, and Elaine, you're already turning into a zombie so I'm afraid we'll need to shoot you." Now ready for the zombie attack, Seinfeld

find necesary.Zombie friends,I mean.Including CrazyJoeDevola and TheSoupNazi.All willing to kill Jerry.The ending?You know when theres no time and you sense a "ToBeContinued"?Yeah.