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As an artist, I am often questioned about

  • As an artist, I am often questioned about the thought process that I enabled me to come up with my unique structures. My most recent work is being unveiled in the square of the

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  • pocket of a Van Heusen suit. "How did "Square of the Pocket, Fold of the Docket" come to be?" asked a writer for Legal Fashion Weekly. I mused, "Dockets as an accessory struck me

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  • as imbecile-laden and turdish." The writer of Legal Fashion Weekly, smiled falsely, probably so I would leave the room. But I bit into the Chimichanga and said, "I'm Justice Robert

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  • Dread, aka Judge Dread." My dreadlocks were getting so long I tied them back at work. It was my style! My head was throbbing and I needed something to eat. This did the job.

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  • I chewed at my dreadlocks between cases. The fermenting mass of detritus gave me sustenance and blackened my teeth. My wicked smile prevented dissent in my courtroom.

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  • Today's docket included the opening arguments in the Tina Laguna case. I chewed on a dreadlock as I considered recusing myself. If I did, I would have to reveal that I was her fath

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  • father, but that didn't really matter. It would be a scratch on my clean record, but I was already going to court. What's another dent in the grand scheme of things?

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  • "I'f I'm going down for this, I might as well go out with a bang," I reasoned. I opened the safe in my basement and took out my stash of weaponry. I hailed a taxi and directed him

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  • . His door opened and i got in. "52nd on Third please", i said in a hurry. "Not right now missy, your coming with me," there was someone sitting next to me in the car with a gun

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  • "Not again!" I groaned. "I've got things to do, places to be!" The armed man didn't care. He promptly kidnapped and ransomed me. It wasn't very fun, but I survived, so-eh. You know

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