Barraco Barner, Angie Lammercoegh & Vula

Barraco Barner, Angie Lammercoegh & Vula D. Mierputarde met one another under most unlikely circumstances, and really they had very little in common with one important exception,

a most disturbing one: they were conjoined triplets. How the trio, whose personalities differed greatly, came to have separate last names remains a mystery. Barracco, Angie, & Vula

were quite an interesting proposal in the machinations of whichever mind had conjured this particular reality. People often had cause to wonder whether they were virginal triplets,

Because they were the most hideous triplets ever.

get tough on the outside, but stay soft inside. "Fortunately, your mom prefers them that way," said Bobby, the boy who lives next door. I took my mom's yoga mat and slapped him on

the butt with it. "You stay away from mom, Bobby!" "Why should I?" he asked with a leer. "B-because I love you, Bobby!" In an instant, Bobby threw down the yoga mat and I pulled

a muscle executing a double hanumanasana with extra eka pada. " Ayurvedic healer... quick!" I gasped. Bobby immediately hired a campervan for the overland route to Uttar Pradesh &

a Hindi translator for the inevitable hustlers and bribes. Regular things, he thought, happen to good and bad people alike. Getting ripped off in a foreign country is decidedly

bad, generally-speaking. As he explained his situation to the beautiful woman who smiled at him while waiting at the Embassy, however, he decided maybe this time,it wasn't so bad.