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Johnson burst into the room, white-faced

  • Johnson burst into the room, white-faced and panic-eyed. "The Pentagon's not llama-proof!" Someone stood, clutched their face, and screamed like a dying yak. General Specific
  • shouted, "QUICK! Bar the doors! EVERYONE, take cover! JOHNSON, you cover the entrance!" General Specific called the hotline: "Sir, the Pentagon is under attack. Llamas everywhere!"
  • He handled the matter in the only way he knew how, by singing LLAMA LLAMA DUCK. "Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama du
  • -" His singing suddenly stopped when a giant rainbow llama suddenly appeared above him and gave birth to a massive delicious birthday cake, which fell on his face. All the llamas
  • then circled around him before French, the Llama, stepped forward and said "my turn next!". It was at that point when he gave birth to a puppy-sized elephant called Willy.
  • French, the llama really was a French spy! She'd hack into the Pentagon & leave obscure aphorisms as screen savers: '"Where are the snows of yesteryear?'. Willy, her baby elephant
  • was what she'd named her boyfriend's member. He was in love with her but she had no qualms about deceiving him to gain intel on the English llama market. He worked in the Pentagon
  • and genetically engineered llamas in the Pentagon basement as the next weapon in the arsenal against terrorism if the drones didn't work out. The GMO llamas could spit
  • out everithing from bullets to chemical bombs but they did love their breedes,wich is not that normal among llamas.Lorenzo Lamas walked into the Pentagon basement
  • and found the deepest, darkest secret kept by the United States of America. There in the Pentagon Lorenzo Lamas read the formula for Coca-Cola. Then his head exploded.
Started
2013-04-11 11:43:59
Finished
2013-05-19 15:59:37

6 Comments

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    mensaque May 19 2013 @ 16:06

    I apologise for the two obvious typos...I wont apologise for Lorenzo,though.
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    mensaque May 19 2013 @ 16:07

    Now the ' went missing...what is going on with me today?!
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    PurpleProf May 19 2013 @ 16:11

    Excellent story!!
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    mensaque May 19 2013 @ 16:24

    Especially the singing...LOL!
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    SlimWhitman Jun 01 2013 @ 11:25

    Funny how the Pentagon came back on line 6. I guess it's natural to associate llamas with conspiracies and then the Pentagon is only a small leap from there. Llama stories: The Running of the Llamas http://foldingstory.com/ifvsq/ Cmdr A. Llama and Det. Manatee http://foldingstory.com/ifvsq/ Monty Halls Curtains http://foldingstory.com/hfxkw/ ...and just to prove my point about the association between Llamas & the Pentagon Russian Waffles http://foldingstory.com/m23ct/
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    lucielucie Jun 01 2013 @ 13:44

    I wasn't psychic... this time. This story was started after the other pentagon llama story, I think, & I now associate llamas with the pentagon.

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