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"Damn," Writer Fred said to what he'd written last night after too much absinthe. "My agent won't like that." He erased most of it. "Peter and Mary went to the market." Then what?

He couldn't think of anything to write for the first time. Should he make Peter and Mary walk home, with the reason they both forgot their wallets? Or should he kill them in a car

smashed by a runaway semi whose brakes had been severed by a lunatic congressman? Alternatively, Peter & Mary could hop on a bicycle-built-for-two as part of the city's bikesharing

initiative. So that is exactly what Peter & Mary did, pedaling their bicycle-built-for-two through D.C. They were going pretty fast down Capitol Hill when Mary shouted, "JESUS!"

A group of high school students, visiting from Orlando, whisked around at the sound of Jesus' name. This didn't seem like a separation of church and state.

"I deed not say 'Jesus.' I say CHEESES!" Jan (pronounced like "Yawn") shouted from the foodtruck . The students looked frightened. "Come, come now. I make you any kind of grilled

sandwich with my electric buttocks. The students looked sceptical. Jan inserted a panini into his sooty crack & plugged himself into his generator. Jan fizzled & smoked, then out

popped a Starbuck's latte but the sandwich vanished. Everyone was laughing but their eyes revealed terror. Only one boy was brave enough to walk up to Jan. He said "I