The marzipan animals on the young boy's birthday

  • The marzipan animals on the young boy's birthday cake came to life that night.

  • The marzipan animals climbed into the boy's nostrils while he slept.

  • They were pretending to be boogers, but didn't bargain for the fact that the boy was a chronic nose-picker...and booger-eater. The boy was therefore surprised when he'd tasted alm

  • most raw hamburger instead of the salty stickiness of his nose apples. "Ouch!" yelled the disguised booger posers. The boy screamed and ran from the room. Their disguises blown the

  • Cover of the killer tomatoes, who laid in wait. In one instant, they could kill you. "Don't use the disposal unit!', Captain Tomatillo screamed as Mrs. Jones pulled the switch.

  • and then...Tune in next time for another episode of "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" the sauciest TV daytime drama in history, sponsored by Libby's Tomatoes, Canned Cannibalistic

  • Cage-Free Calf Muscles and Geico. Next up your local news. <News music> Ahead at 5, something in your kitchen could be killing you, stay tuned to find out what it is. <more news mu

  • -ic> Martha looked up from the TV and sure enough, her cake mixer was threatening her with a set of Ginzu knives. Using an egg tray as a shield, she spun about and kicked the

  • cake mixer in the mixy bits then pulled its power plug. It fell inert to the floor. Assuming it was dead, she turned her back on it, and it rose up behind her preparing to stab!

  • She awoke in her bed, heart racing. A nightmare- that's all! Smiling, she turned to her husband, but found instead a fresh-from-the-oven life-size gingerbread man.How she screamed.



  1. IceSquad Aug 22 2017 @ 15:46

    ESP, dudes.

  2. Woab Aug 22 2017 @ 15:54

    Night of the living desserts.

  3. SlimWhitman Aug 22 2017 @ 16:00

    great ending IceSquad, funny and somehow still maintaining the grisly horror genre at the same time.

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!