She woke up to a the everyday routine of

She woke up to a the everyday routine of going to school, work, then bed. But on the weekend, she put on the blonde wig and was center stage at the Wells Fargo Center. She was.....

Ms. Staged Couch Robbery 1882. People came to the mall just to see her ride in side saddle in her sequined petticoat and hold up the local Wells Fargo Branch

Lawrence was part of the crowd who had bunched themselves together to witness the spectacle. Even though he did not have the best view, he managed to catch a glimpse of her face.

He quickly bagged the glimpse up and listed it on eBay. Sadly, he was not alone. There were multiple listings for glimpses of her face but he had the only one from this spectacle.

He was nude, and late for class. He was running down the hallway, hopelessly lost. Suddenly a bell went off! He awoke to find that eBay had finally notified him of a bid! He jumped

Off the roof into the swimming pool, where Mr. Churchill found him and carried his new clothes. One big accomplishment was that he was the first streaker there since 1974.

Brian the Confused Mail Clerk had no idea why his boss chose to hang a calendar of streakers in the office. He opened up an envelope. Inside was a neatly folded blank paper.

It held the answer to his bosses unbridled obsession to people freeing themselves from the confides of their cotton stricten restrains. It was not just a naked picture of his boss,

it was the photographic equivalent of climbing Mt Everest. A microfiber merkin barely holding on, under rock hard abs that put The David to shame. Aahhh she sighed, yes, yes.