He was a small town loser who stayed up late

He was a small town loser who stayed up late at night thinking of becoming a "vigilante" and taking back the streets. But he was also paralyzed from the neck down.

He and his gang of quadriplegic thugs rolled down the sidewalk in their pimped up chariots, terrorizing the "shufflers" in the neighborhood. Someone needed to stand up to the Gimps

, but all they could really do was jut out their chins. The Quadriplegics parked their chariots behind the garage and conferred about what to do about the Gimps. Bob suggested

they perform a comedy sketch to the Gimps. The Quadriplegics agreed with Bob and started working on their costumes and makeup. The stage was set and the curtain raised

and you could hear Bob hold his breath while the audience started clapping. The youngest of the Quadriplegics group casually manoeuvered herself in the spotlight

How could she be here with this people? She wasn't one of them, she could walk again. She was a robot though so she couldn't be considered people no more. How could she connect to

Pleasure-o-tron and send me that sex tape? I'm glad that she did but I would never have expected that of her. Maybe a dick pic but not this. I had to look at her in another light.

When I managed to spot her standing under a streetlight I finally grasped what she really was, and my heart broke. I thought I had been the only one! I staggered blindly into a bar

removed my prosthetic leg and released my half smashed tentacles. Half human, half squidipuss I had finally found a mate. I proffered her the leg and with tears she accepted.