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It was among the grisly discoveries as a

  • It was among the grisly discoveries as a group of men folk on horseback tried to solve what appears to be an Indian massacre of a farm homestead.

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  • But when the police showed up I realized that it was just a historic re-enactment of Bunkberg's founding by the local citizens. The "Indians" turned out to be Mexican farm hands in

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  • native american headgear. It made no matter though, I was not about to get caught up in this fiasco. I had enough warrants out for me and I didn't think hanging around here was

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  • a good idea. I threw my head dress down. "Sorry guys, I'm going solo." The rest of the Village People looked up in unison. "You can't stop the music." said the Police Officer.

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  • The fireman said that he would miss me sliding down the old fire-pole. Sadly I slunk out of the Young Men's Christian Association and into

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  • a less provocative My Little Pony convention. There wasn't a pool I could use, so I began to panic. I needed to get into water! So I ran up the stairs to seek the top floor.

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  • All bathrooms were closed due to a massive leakeage and I was running out of time.I needed water quick or my secret would be revealed in the worst way.

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  • I would be a shriveled up piece of a creature straight from a horrorterror that's what would be found on the gray tiles and pee stains if i didn't obtain water quickly enough.

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  • Alas, no water was to be found & I started to shrink, my features hardening grotesquely & I fell to the peestained floor. I looked like a shrinky-dink Chinese hooker. A door opened

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  • , it was the nurse, Candy. "Sue-Anne! You forgot to take your medication again, you naughty girl. Come with me now, love. Maybe we can get you some ice cream as well."

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