Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked

Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked to write fanfiction.

Kenny's deeper, darker secret was that his fanfiction was about a single song, "Doki Doki Morning" by Babymetal. His latest novel, "Ohayoo, WAKE UP!" was about a Japanese girl

trying to make a living as the a.m. DJ in Cleveland. Kenny had many secrets, the deepest & darkest of which was that he was...wait, promise not to tell? OK, Kenny is MoralEnd.

Of course, that wasn't Kenny's worst skeleton in the closet, that would be the actual skeleton, but no-one could prove him guilty in court, so he doesn't really keep that a secret.

All was well in Kenny's world until one fateful day, his closet opened, and out clambered the skeleton. Eye sockets glowing like hot coals, the skeleton chanted ancient mantras of

Forbidden spells as it lurched towards Kenny, other skeletons climbing out of its bones, engulfing into flames and looming towards Kenny. Weapons materialised into their skeletal

hands and erupted the ground around him. Plasma weapons from the Blood Cult Imbroglio, Kenny suspected. Kenny mumbled something into his cuff. "Air support coming boys," he shouted

inflatable jock straps and bras!" Kenny slapped his head, but later had to admit that they did offer some relief during the siege, as well as making the r=troops more alluring. Whe

n Kenny woke up in a fog next day he reached for a jock but got a bra instead. The 2 cups confused him: he knew he had only 1 dick. The enemy then attacked, seizing the lingerie.