The great conductor Karstein raised his baton

The great conductor Karstein raised his baton for the finale of his composition. The orchestra poised for the climatic finish. He clutched his chest and went limp on the podium

and a hushed silence of anticipation fell over the entire concert hall. Due to Karstein's famous tendency for drama, many in the audience assumed his apparent heart attack was just

another example of his histronic personality disorder but they snickers started to die down when after 10 minutes he still hadn't moved. It was a little for the EMT's. Questions

were not tolerated by the Disney Characters...or should I say, ""Cast Members?" However the EMT wanted to know why Sleepy's finger was brown and waxy, so he

froze everyone's salary and sent out a memo stating 'no raise in salary should be expected until this matter is resolved'. Snow-white begged Sleepy to confess to the EMT that he

'd pooted, but Sleepy just wouldn't do it. We all knew his flavor. It was obvious. But he said he didn't do it, and no manner of threat would make him admit it. In the end,

Written on little slips of paper, then on post-it's as time pas'd, were all the secret words from all Password episodes. You couldn't help but read them, "and the password is..."

We quickly discovered that the passwords were REAL passwords to REAL websites! And BANKS! Woohoo! We were rich in seconds! Too bad the police were watching.

You know, because there's money in the internet. And the police don't have actual police work to do, like busting up meth labs and shutting down organized crime. Yup. True story.