I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll

I may only be an imaginary friend, but I'll be damned if Mr. Monty Buffit is going to be Forgotten like the rest of those poor made-up bastards! I'll be sure the boy never forgets

that I could have put him up for adoption but at the last minute decided not to. But the boy resented me, even though I, Monty Buffit spared his life. His mother hated him

-self as much as he hated herself. They were both hermaphrodites against their will. I, Monty Buffit, and my assistant charlatans have found a cure for the "boy" and "his" "mom":

royalty on planet Heshe; considered a superior species than Homo sapiens. Jamie Lee Curtis was crowned KingQueen and ruled the land with a well-manicured iron fist. Mating was

optional as all Heshe-lings can reproduce independently. Boy George was Jamie Lee's best subject and the current unstudy for MrMiss Curtis. Heshe wore skorts and shopped

at Brooks brothersister Posh fashion outlet - Brooks had merged with Posh to come out with bi chic fashion. MrMiss Curtis married HeLady Gaga and their offspring Butcharity

McFadden threatened the orthodoxy of the fashion elite. That's when they called in the big money boys from the MIC. The Pentagon black budget allocated billions of "fashion bucks"

to promoting orange as the new black. In an ops room, Pentagon drones shifted orange flags around a large world map. The thinking was that via 'nudgery' the US could infiltrate

the highest echelons of government in enemy nations. All they had to do was shift those orange flags and one day entropy would put world domination in their hands.