Although not available yet in the U.S., I’ve

Although not available yet in the U.S., I’ve been watching the new BBC series, Outcasts, which is currently airing in the UK.

Outcasts is a show all about people who watch BBC series currently airing in the UK that are not available yet in the U.S. I lived a life of bitter irony to the bitter end.

My only hope was to set up a shortwave radio so I could pick up on the chatter about Doctor Who and Torchwood. But life in the States was desolate, Brits were forced to

fight each other to the death in the American Gladiator Arenas using English stereotypes as weapons. You haven't seen anything til you've seen a pot of tea and a crumpet shoved

into orifices that you didn't know had peculiar English slang names, many lacking consonants. The gladiator fights degenerate into a slur of vowels and a lot of hot tea-flinging.

The London crowd whooped and cheered as the tea-gladiators tried to gain an advantage, but the match turned out to be quite even. The tea ran out, and folks started heading home.

And thus another British thing has zero appeal or testosterone. So I went to Brazil for

a penile enhancement operation. I'd planned to "break in" my prosthesis on the beaches of Rio, but the plastic surgeon must have used silly putty because

the moment i was about to get to second base with a hot brazilian chick, my new tool just plainly melted and dribbled down my left thigh. The hot sun and salty water had

a strange effect on my cock.But the brazilian chick new a lot about american cocks."Meu pai tem uma granja"she said laughing.Something about her father owning a farm.I got c'lucky!