Humpback the Clown decide that maybe it was

Humpback the Clown decide that maybe it was time to reevaluate some of the voices he had made.

Humpback the Clown played back his "voices" from his blackberry voice recorder. His heart broke. They were terrible, they were the same exact voice: Wolf Blitzer in different keys

. He packed up his clown trunk and moved away from the circus. He would have to find other uses for his CNN voice talent and his Quasimodo back. Fortunately, a part just opened in

the broadway revival of My Fair Lady, a re-imagining where society is filled with illiterate hunchbacks who try to bring Eliza Doolittle down to their level. He quickly auditioned.

He got the starring role as "'unchback 'iggins" and was elated. He began practicing leaving the "h" off the start of every word & it became a habit. This proved to be disastrous

when performing his duties as a waiter in his father's fine dining establishment. This role would bring him respect, he hoped, oblivious to signs pasted on his back every night by

the sinister busboy, who also happened to be his half-brother. Of course, his wealthy father had kept his half-brother a secret from the world, because it would ruin his

But he rode that bus to work and back. He ignored the stops and just kept riding, no matter how many others boarded. One day that bus ran out of fuel, so he found himself a new bus

. "No, you can't get to heaven in a limousine, cuz God don't sell no gasoline," but you CAN get there on a dirty, old bus as long as you promise not to fuss. And he didn't. :-)