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There was nothing fabulous about the Baker

  • There was nothing fabulous about the Baker Boys. They were unemployed and spent their days playing PS3 and Eating Tuna Helper Cheesy Noodle. One night, Jim Baker

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  • the oldest, surprised them by saying, "Johnny, you get a job tomorrow. I've got a hankering to own one of those

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  • and I guess you're going to be the one to earn enough for me to get it Jon." Johnny gazed hazily over the band of half-dead escorts and baked the last of his mind with a random jay

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  • walking skit that went over like a lead balloon. The red "Laugh" light flashed

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  • and flashed but the two audience members just looked at each other, shrugged, and headed off set. The thing that saved the day was that Bob, the janitorial engineer,

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  • who had the foresight to blanket the set with surveillance cameras. Although everyone present on set had failed to notice the spotted pony, the camera did not lie.

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  • That dreaded spotted pony was lurking about alright. What was he up to? Was he in the pay of a foreign government? Was he a trotting bomb? Or perhaps a way to

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  • San Jose that Dionne Warwick sang about in the '60s? Astride the back of the pony was

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  • a set of My Little Pony dolls. She always kept them there; they were the closest thing to kids she ever had. See, the pony was never able to cope with being sterile, nor with

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  • a life of servitude at the hands of children. Just like her new husband, who lay dead next to her.

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