There was nothing fabulous about the Baker

There was nothing fabulous about the Baker Boys. They were unemployed and spent their days playing PS3 and Eating Tuna Helper Cheesy Noodle. One night, Jim Baker

the oldest, surprised them by saying, "Johnny, you get a job tomorrow. I've got a hankering to own one of those

and I guess you're going to be the one to earn enough for me to get it Jon." Johnny gazed hazily over the band of half-dead escorts and baked the last of his mind with a random jay

walking skit that went over like a lead balloon. The red "Laugh" light flashed

and flashed but the two audience members just looked at each other, shrugged, and headed off set. The thing that saved the day was that Bob, the janitorial engineer,

who had the foresight to blanket the set with surveillance cameras. Although everyone present on set had failed to notice the spotted pony, the camera did not lie.

That dreaded spotted pony was lurking about alright. What was he up to? Was he in the pay of a foreign government? Was he a trotting bomb? Or perhaps a way to

a set of My Little Pony dolls. She always kept them there; they were the closest thing to kids she ever had. See, the pony was never able to cope with being sterile, nor with

a life of servitude at the hands of children. Just like her new husband, who lay dead next to her.