There was nothing fabulous about the Baker
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There was nothing fabulous about the Baker Boys. They were unemployed and spent their days playing PS3 and Eating Tuna Helper Cheesy Noodle. One night, Jim Baker
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the oldest, surprised them by saying, "Johnny, you get a job tomorrow. I've got a hankering to own one of those
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and I guess you're going to be the one to earn enough for me to get it Jon." Johnny gazed hazily over the band of half-dead escorts and baked the last of his mind with a random jay
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walking skit that went over like a lead balloon. The red "Laugh" light flashed
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and flashed but the two audience members just looked at each other, shrugged, and headed off set. The thing that saved the day was that Bob, the janitorial engineer,
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who had the foresight to blanket the set with surveillance cameras. Although everyone present on set had failed to notice the spotted pony, the camera did not lie.
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That dreaded spotted pony was lurking about alright. What was he up to? Was he in the pay of a foreign government? Was he a trotting bomb? Or perhaps a way to
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San Jose that Dionne Warwick sang about in the '60s? Astride the back of the pony was
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a set of My Little Pony dolls. She always kept them there; they were the closest thing to kids she ever had. See, the pony was never able to cope with being sterile, nor with
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a life of servitude at the hands of children. Just like her new husband, who lay dead next to her.
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- 2011-02-03 23:47:48
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- 2011-04-25 21:08:53
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