I wish my grandmother was here. She'd know

I wish my grandmother was here. She'd know what to do. Tomato Soup, Ritz Crackers, Grilled Cheese on White Bread, and a cold cloth for my forehead. The teapot whistled in the

fire that I had my back to. I shivering & sweating under the yak fur. I peered into the Siberian woods for reflecting eyes then took the tea pot off the fire & poured onto the herb

potpourri. The steam wafted from my campfire scented with apple blossum and cinnamon. The Siberian wolves eyes flickered in the woods. Would they appreciate my country style?

The Siberian wolf waited until one of the scrawnier men left the camp to relieve himself. As the camped squatted the wolf lunged at his throat, gnashing its teeth deep into the blo

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olfie, shocked at any praise for his work, developed total writer's block and just sat and gazed dreamily at the camper/editor. "You know, if drives me crazy how you wrinkle your

pants by just, like, USING them." "I'm out."Mark Cuban leaned back in his chair. "I AM JOHN WRINKLE, CEO OF KILL-WRINKLES-IN-THEIR-SLEEP LLC AND I THIRST FOR SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND

Around the laboratory, silently watching him as he bowed his head. "You will not sue me." He muttered. The creatures gurgled as the poison took effect in their bodies.