Stella Nova stacked her pancakes higher than

Stella Nova stacked her pancakes higher than anybody at the World Waitress Games. Juggling three plates of pancakes, two syrup jugs, and a cup of Ovaltine, she rushed towards the

finish line. It was a sticky situation. The three plates of pancakes had been cut out in the middle and filled with helium, making her stack lighter. This gave Stella Nova an edge

see scarfed the flapjacks down quickly & pumped her fist in triumph. Anaconda Danson & Fat Rhonda gaped in shock. But thenStella Nova burped like Micky Mouse revealing the helium

-filled dirigible lodged at the back of her throat, and thus betraying the secret of her otherwise unfathomable levitationary abilities. "Caught red handed!" screamed FRhonda, and

The song "Help Me Rhonda" played on the internet radio station. How fitting that was. The latest news story about Sears store closings made Rhonda weep. Her Kenmore refrigerator

and Craftsman tools were all she cared about in the world. With the Sears closings Rhonda would have to get replacements for appliances and tools from Lowe’s, which she hated. What

she needed was someway to keep an open window between what ever time it was where she was and this Sears in Des Moines on November 2014 so that she could get her appliance parts.

Andy Pakruto, former K-Mart employee (on the surface), held open that time-tunnel so that she could dodge back and get those appliance parts from the Des Moines Sears ca. 2014, but

ran into some bureaucracy:"To order the parts, mam, we need to see your warranty." Go tell them I left it in 2018, thought Andy. Worse, her 2014 self entered the Sears just now.