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The polyamorites and their various sea monkeys

  • The polyamorites and their various sea monkeys and magic crystals enjoyed the shuttle ride from the parking lot into 2017-World. It was going to be a nice change from their

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  • usual Sunday afternoon love-fest & they were curious to see if polyamorousness had been outlawed by 2017. It was! The polyamorites rolled up their sleeves & redoubled their polyamo

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  • rorous exertions using masks so that they could perform with polyamorous anonymity. The love-fest was dangerous and fun. By the end of the afternoon, however, no one knew who

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  • was who because they'd inadvertently swapped smiles and genitals around so that bits of everyone were bits on everyone else. When they returned home,their loved ones had difficulty

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  • as they were too obese for the rapture

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  • The chocolate pudding was just out of reach.Their porcine fingers stretched and strained, but they just couldn't reach beyond the folds of their bellies. With a grunt they slunk aw

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  • -kwardly out of their chairs, some of them falling onto their ample behinds, and crept out the back door to their sty, defeated and dejected by the chocolate pudding. It was almost

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  • Virtual reality, the way the invisible friend resonated. "Nice to know you, now we are both dead", Jacob said to his zombie friend. Zombie #2 waved back as he shut off the tellie.

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  • After getting off the tellie, he went up to the fridge to get a can of Brains. Canned brains was not his favorite, he preferred Fresh Brains over it but he ate it anyways.

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  • He ate the brains, and instantly he felt enlightened. There was a blinding flash of light as everything around him blurred and distorted. He was finally free.

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4 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Dec 26 2016 @ 13:53

    Canned brains -- great idea! I think there's a new market to be explored ...

  2. Woab Dec 26 2016 @ 15:03

    ...and we finished this just before 2017!

  3. Dhanithecat Dec 26 2016 @ 15:06

    We will eating canned brains sooner or later...if the sheeple we so love to poke fun at don't wake up.

  4. BlastedHeath Dec 26 2016 @ 15:34

    Time out.

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