Along came a shaggy dog with a small kitten

Along came a shaggy dog with a small kitten in its mouth.

The kitten had a bright red bow and...arrow pointed straight at Jared...Padalecki's forehead, the dog growling...the tune of the Jeopardy theme song...I'm a little teacup short and

...husky. Chip the tea cup had put on some extra weight ever since Mrs. Cupps had to go back to work. Chip was a latchkey cup and ate a lot of Bimbo-pastries. No one really

wanted to intervene but the whole cabinet could see that Chip was becoming more of a coffee mug. All the other tea cups avoided Chip when they played together on the third shelf.

Chip was miserable until one day quite by accident he heard about a meeting being held in the wardrobe for transfunctional furniture. "Are there others like me? Perhaps Lumiere

brothers had something to do with the meeting. Chip went from being miserable to being anxious about the transfunctional funiture meeting.

His anxiety changed to frustration and after two hours of sitting the worthless funiture meeting Chip was going crazy!.What is funiture anyway? When will they get to the part

where they actually had fun? It was called funiture for a reason, right? He snuck a glance at his date sitting beside him. She was so bored shed resorted to counting ceiling tiles.

But then he noticed the tiny bit of drool seeping from a corner of her mouth. He gently nudged his date. She tumbled to the floor, eyes fixed forever upward. Oh Gawd! In her hand