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Μια φορά και έναν καιρό

  • Μια φορά και έναν καιρό ήταν μια κοπέλα με πράσινα παπούτσια και φανταχτερά μαλλιά. Ζούσε σε ένα κόκκινο σπίτι μαζί με την οικογένειά της: τη μαμά της, τον μπαμπά της και τα μικρά

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  • υδρομασάζ που έζησε στην τουαλέτα ονομάζεται Χάρυβδη. Η κοριτσάκια όνομα ήταν Θάλεια και φοβόταν να πάει episteyo γιατί κάθε μέρα Charypdis είπε "

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  • But then it was all Greek to me.

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  • Nonetheless, Santa could speak every language in the world, so I followed his lead.

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  • It had been dangling from his upper abdomen for awhile now after a pacing wire had uncoiled right after his heart surgery. With 95% blockages in two coronaries, chasing Santa

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  • was out of the question. So he had his protege mount his skull with a live feed and his back with a jet pack. The footage was impossible to view at such high velocities but

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  • when slowed down, the footage clearly showed that he had been run over by a beer truck. You can even see the drunken driver's horrified expression as he realizes that he cannot

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  • save the crate of beers that bounced out the back bay. The driver got out & roared at his prone victim: "That was f***ing Guiness!" The appalled Judge O'leary sentenced the victim

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  • to wear a Grey Flannel Suit for the rest of his days. He was barred from cantiñas all over Mos Eisley because the his suit was too brite and because he tended to cut off arms of th

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  • E passersby who dared greet him. He learned to pass through walls and hide so he could eavesdrop on coworker's conversations. This got him fired, so he wore sweatpants after that.

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5 Comments

  1. IceSquad Jan 17 2018 @ 14:07

    You may have scarred someone for life, Slim.

  2. SlimWhitman Jan 19 2018 @ 04:14

    Once upon a time, there was a girl with green shoes and fancy hair. She lived in a red house with her family: her mother, her dad and a young Whirlpool that lived in the toilet named Harvey. The girl name was Thalia and she was afraid to poo because every day Charybdis said "

  3. IceSquad Jan 19 2018 @ 06:35

    Oh. I googled "translate " & got "hydromassage" instead of "whirlpool" & another minor change- ergo the jab. Turns out I just have a naughty browser.

  4. SlimWhitman Jan 19 2018 @ 16:49

    What's your naughty browser's name, Icesquad? & I am curious what would have happened if the story hadn't been greek to zedberg...

  5. LordVacuity Jan 19 2018 @ 16:58

    let's find out. http://foldingstory.com/w00h5/

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