Μια φορά και έναν καιρό

Μια φορά και έναν καιρό ήταν μια κοπέλα με πράσινα παπούτσια και φανταχτερά μαλλιά. Ζούσε σε ένα κόκκινο σπίτι μαζί με την οικογένειά της: τη μαμά της, τον μπαμπά της και τα μικρά

But then it was all Greek to me.

Nonetheless, Santa could speak every language in the world, so I followed his lead.

It had been dangling from his upper abdomen for awhile now after a pacing wire had uncoiled right after his heart surgery. With 95% blockages in two coronaries, chasing Santa

was out of the question. So he had his protege mount his skull with a live feed and his back with a jet pack. The footage was impossible to view at such high velocities but

when slowed down, the footage clearly showed that he had been run over by a beer truck. You can even see the drunken driver's horrified expression as he realizes that he cannot

save the crate of beers that bounced out the back bay. The driver got out & roared at his prone victim: "That was f***ing Guiness!" The appalled Judge O'leary sentenced the victim

to wear a Grey Flannel Suit for the rest of his days. He was barred from cantiñas all over Mos Eisley because the his suit was too brite and because he tended to cut off arms of th

E passersby who dared greet him. He learned to pass through walls and hide so he could eavesdrop on coworker's conversations. This got him fired, so he wore sweatpants after that.