"Good morning, and welcome to GlOBE Otters,

"Good morning, and welcome to GlOBE Otters, the world's first and only astral travel agency for otterkind. How may I help you?"

"Hmm, yes, hi. I would like to book a 2-week holiday to Thailand, departing asap. Please." said Willy the Otter. "Sure thing, would you like our all-inclusive 5* river den deal?"

"Yes please!" answered Willy the Otter. He couldn't wait to hit the shopping venues there. He was especially excited about Bangkok's Floating Market where he would buy

all the shellfish he could stuff in his furry belly.Willy imagined himself paddling on his back from boat to boat tasting oyster on the half shell & similar fair."Where do I sign?"

The Fairy Godmother said, "You don't sign, just click this box that you read everything, and then click Next." So Willy did and "POOF" he was a sea otter...in the middle of Manhatt

an, with all the clam chowder he could eat! Willy the sea otter happily ate his fill of Manhattan, then tried New England style, but could only find Rhode Island at the Big E.

Suddenly, and nobody is sure exactly when, Willy socked the waiter in the face for looking at him the wrong way. It was at this moment the war started to unfold. Willy screamed

and picked a few teeth up off the floor when the waiter pulled a move straight from Kill Bill and sent Willy across the room. The waiter made a mistake by turning his back,

and Willy chucked a stale baguette at the waiter, nailing him on the back of the head and sending him sprawling on the ground. Willy then jumped on the waiter's back and began

undoing his hair extensions.They landed on the dessert cart as the police arrived.In court he unsuccessfully used a Twinkie Defense variation, blaming it on the endless breadsticks