After finishing my fold, I found I had written

After finishing my fold, I found I had written more words than the gospel, William Shakespeare's sonnets, and The Firm, combined. I then decided to self-publish my work, entitled

"To fold or not to fold: Ramblings of a madman", It was an overnight bestseller in my town, it sold over 50 copies, and was later translated to

brail by the Hellen Keller/Double Day Books Syndicate. "To Fold or not to fold: Ramblings of a madman" sold millions of copies. That was of course until the class action lawsuit

filed by the uncompensated authors brought the Book Syndicate and the FS site to their knees with an unsanctionable injunction and accompanying gag order. Atty-at-law Bob Loblaw

represented FS, wisely chosen by FS founder Noah, because Bob Loblaw's motto was: “why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?” To help Noah pay Loblaw, FS writers

pitched their folded stories to Hollywood. David Lynch became really excited. "These make more sense than my own work." A miniseries was ordered. Winona Ryder signed on as

Sara Hyperbola from Folding story b0er7. Ryder imagined Sara torn by her cardboard virtuality.Lynch wanted Depp to play Flat Stanley with a Freddy Kruger Scissorhands edge,but when

Depp made a beeline for Sara's assymptote, she yelled, "Cut! Flat Stanley would've respected my limits." Lynch stepped in. "Sara, that's brilliant - Johnny, cut her again. Action!"

Chop. Chop. Johnny Depp wiped his eyes across his sleeve, glad he could use the excuse of dicing the onion to hide his tears. The choice was obvious: Bleu Cheese.