The Lady laughed like a mirthful child, tossing

The Lady laughed like a mirthful child, tossing her hair and singing songs about puppies as she slowly dragged his naked body, feet-first, towards the industrial sized wood-chipper

she took one hand from his leg and put it over her ear, squinting the harmony out. That was all he needed! The high pitched trainwreck of a song masked the chambering of the round

in his Lian Nu Multiple Arrow Chinese Crossbow that he stole from the Smithsonian when he was there on the highschool field trip. He let it go and hit the Cheerleading Coach in the

short shorts. Sequins flew all over the field casting a blinding light into the eyes of the QB just as he was trying to throw the ball. He couldn't see

his tight end as it shimmied and shook. All at once, the button-hook unraveled as they danced and pranced toward

Tony Blair having rather too much fun with the Queen of England!

Suddenly the doors sprung open. It was the King of england. And he was horrified by waht he saw. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? He yelled. The clothes on the floor said it all. She said

, "Your Highness, if you even are royalty, there is no King of England! And where does the British monarchy get off lecturing on appropriate sexual mores?!". With that, the "king"

With taht he stormed away. And this is how england fell.