As Roberta drove along, a huge pothole appeared

As Roberta drove along, a huge pothole appeared in the road. It wasn't the fear of driving into it, as to what suddenly appeared out of it. A giant

bunny popped up. Roberta swerved but could not avoid its giagantic bright pink nose. Startled, the monstrosity bounded onto a nearby self-service station. BOING! FOOOOM!

And my son popped out of my wife's uterus just like that. Sure the room looked like a cross between a jackson pollock painting and a butcher shop but

I just snagged a medical marijuana patient and used his dreadlocks to mop up the blood. Of course, damn dirty hippies never bathe, so he unwittingly took the blood all the way to

an OWS drum circle. Everybody wanted to know what berries Fubar used for his new dread dye job. "Hey, I'm not some panda on the veranda. I'M RIGHT HERE, MAN!" We wept together.

Nobody really knows if it's okay for a straight man to embrace another straight man, especially in those sad, teary moments. Fubar didn't care, and frankly he was owed more respect

for teaching others how to tie their shoes together. Since Red China took over in conjunction with Google, all knowledge has been censored. Along with love. Fubar was too naive to

umble seat & sat down. "Take me to the Czar!" Fubar ordered, pretending he still possessed some power. A member of the Enlightened Higher Order whisked him away to the interrogatio

n where he was asked strange questions. But then, a cannot gunpowder test went wrong, and Fubar managed to escape. Thus ended his story in that age and he went back to time machine