it was monster it was the devil from down

it was monster it was the devil from down calling me to hell saying that am most welcomed there saying it was my place but i couldn't resist the life up here on the dear earth

link internet provider. The devil was emailing from "hotmail." I wanted to join "gmail" so that I could become a Gangsta. But may parents were still using AOL which meant that

in a few years we'd be a bunch of hipsters because nobody uses AOL anymore. Satan just used Hotmail for spambots. Yet, ironically, we were spared Google's mind-control takeover.

Spam enforcers were getting closer to shutting down the unsolicited commercial electronic messages. Without ads for dodgy drugs, penis enlargements or 419 scams the

internet became a silent waste land. Spam and porn had been the only business models that worked. All that was left were podcasts from NPR and BBC1 and funny pictures of cats.

The slippery slope continued. Cat pictures were declared excessively libidinous and BBC crumbled after the Jimmy Savile scandal. Only NPR's Diane Rehm show was left. Diane was

although that didn't automatically make her a lesbian. She also loved pictures of naked women though which probably did. Radio is about personality and that's where Diane

needed to call on Jack's talents. True, she preferred women, but heck, Jack and Diane were just two American kids doin' the best they can. Jack and Diane's lesbian radio show featu

red prominent, powerful lesbians and hard-hitting issues-based programming. When the well ran dry after three days, they opened up a greasy spoon/strip club called Cherry Bomb,