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It was broken. Nobody knew why. But that

  • It was broken. Nobody knew why. But that was a lie. Vincent knew that there was a very real threat sitting in the school hall. Was it a teacher, a child or one of parents?

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  • Or perhaps... it was the hall itself. He thought back to long evenings spent consulting building plans, plotting the failed raid on the school's gold reserves. There had been

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  • no architects involved in the planning process, a not insignificant oversight considering the uneven terrain of the local area, which was the result of years and years of

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  • releasing altered chipmunks from the lab. The chipmunks knew only themselves and the Earth. And the Earth was fear, and the chipmunks were rage. The city had sprawled inwards

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  • the source; the Grand Nut; the rodent vortex. Sarah shivered; their helium voices a terrible echo of crass commercialism and pre-teen brainwashing. Maybe this is how we

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  • think the world ends: not with a bang, but with some chipmunks in a vortex, which was expanding exponentially outwards until it enclosed Sarah and went ZOOP! She arrived in a

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  • flurry of excitement (and chipmunk fur) into the next dimension. "What took you so long, Sarah?" asked Dr. Who, plainly irritated, but bemused nonetheless. Sarah smoothed her

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  • petticoat over and breathlessly replied. "Apologies Doctor... High Victorian society requires one to display the proper and prim mannerisms of a lady." Dr.Who chuckled lightly.

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  • "I really don't know what to make of this," he said."So just shut up and kiss me,you fool!" Dr. Who let her grab him and bend him over for a passionate french kiss.Sloppily,they

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  • made the beast with two backs. What she and Dr. Who didn't know was that they were being watched live by over a trillion sentient beings who tuned in to watch Championship Cricket.

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1 Comments

  1. Woab Nov 10 2020 @ 10:51

    Hilarious ending, Ped!

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