Rapunzel and her coiffeur decided she needed

Rapunzel and her coiffeur decided she needed a new look ...and stairs.First things first,the carpenter came:Harrison Ford!Afraid there would be no more IndianaJone's movies,the job

of Rapunzel's carpenter went to Indiana Solo. Unfortunately, he hadn't brought his astromech with him, so his Mechanics check wasn't up to snuff. Rapunzel dumped her stats into CON

, Comic Con that is. Rapunzel was a hit at the nerd convention.

But they couldn't settle whether she was Daenarys from Game of Thrones, or Arwyn from LOTR. Rapunzel looked for Prince Charming, but settled for a mash-up between Hulk and

(taking out huge chunks in the process) and eventually got himself stuck in the window. He was just too enormous to fit through. "I knew I shouldn't have had that last cheeseburger

, devils food cake, mixed berry pie, chocolate milk shake, supersized order of fries, and t bone steak for lunch. Now Im stuck." He waited for someone to call a tow truck.

Almost 30 seconds after the first tow truck arrived two other tow trucks pulled up. The tow truck drivers began to fight over who was going to take the job of getting him unstuck.

"Stop it," he cried."Stop it, you big meanies." I'll make the decision, but I only work with people that I trust. Would anyone like to spend the weekend in Jamaica?"

All the voices spoke up at once, the cacophony of insanity raging inside his head. "Me!" "No, me!" "You went last time!" "You promised!" "Aaaargh!" He decided to take all of them.