An ice cream soda was all he wanted.He had

An ice cream soda was all he wanted.He had this craving for a few days now and it was driving him nuts...Hummm,nuts...caramelized,warm nuts...No!No more cravings,no more sugar,no

more daddy's love! There, he'd finally said it.

UUUUUgh... Gggggghhhh... A-HUGGGGHHHH....A-HUGGGGHHHH..........GACK!! Eeewwww... You shouldn't have said that. Now our secret is out.

The secret flew up into a tree and alighted on a branch folding up its oily black wings. We tried coaxing it back but it just opened its huge beak, cawing. The neighbours

shot at it with a rifle from their bedroom window, but the secret just dodged the bullets and laughed at them. "Haw, haw!" it said, "You can't kill a dirty little secret like me!"

It was then that I realized that the secret was right. " You're right" I said to the secret taking of my clothes and look for her to do the same. I then took of down the street and

bought of a gross of fancy 'f's so we could clearly see he was off and not of. Then I turned to the secret and kicked him in the marbles, again. Yes, I remember now. You were the

One who had the idea of letting him walk into the freezer after the party. He never came out alive. He did it from his own volition. We should have stopped him from doing that

thing he kept doing that made us think we would do something bad to himself. Well he gone, funny dude.